It’s not my fault the past isn’t what it used to be.
‘I found something out about your past today and to be honest I’m quite shocked,’ says my eldest …
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‘I found something out about your past today and to be honest I’m quite shocked,’ says my eldest …
Learn More →Introduction: “A steak in our journey”
It’s a Tuesday morning in July. Nat is at work. I’m not. She’s in a business meeting, thinking about budgets. I’m on the sofa, thinking about steak.
Learn More →I’m sitting in my office at home when the phone rings. ‘… Good afternoon, sir, I’m phoning in relation to your recent accident.’ Me: ‘What? Oh my God! I’ve had an accident …?’ ‘… I’d just like to clarify a few details with you, if I may?’ Me: ‘Am I OK? I mean … I had […]
Learn More →There is a place called Hell in Norway. And every winter it freezes over. It’s a small village of only 1,589 people, which leads me to believe that all those threats I received at Sunday School as a child were mostly exaggeration, and that you have to do something pretty fucking extreme to be sent to Hell. To learn this […]
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